Thrill Crazy! Kill Crazy!

I am having my monthly cuntular vomiting process (you thought I was going to say something twee about “Aunt Flo,” didn’t you?) for the first time in three years. I’m going to yoga, which should help. If I’m in eagle pose, though, and my menstrual cup flies out and hits someone in their damn third eye, then I’m changing my name and moving to Renton.

8 thoughts on “Thrill Crazy! Kill Crazy!

  1. TWO GIRLS ONE DOWNWARD DOG!

    Okay, Spokane, but you have to call me Muffy from now on.

  2. Then again, if that happens, you can post about it and reassure people that they *will* be able to get it out even if they can’t reach the thing/break the seal/stand the thought of touching themselves.

  3. I hated the cup SO SO SO SO MUCH. I’m fairly certain I got pregnant because my body was all “really? We’re going to do this every month from now on? NO. OH, NO. NO. BABBYTIEM.”

    Looking into cloth pads, but it’s a steep initial investment.

  4. That’s true! I’m a fan of the ye olde cotton method. For years I used cut up baby tee shirts.

  5. I’ve been stashing old cloth diapers (the fold fashioned kind, not the fancy SYSTEMS ones) in my underpants. It grosses the FUCK out of my husband but it’s working kind of ok on those days when I don’t have to leave the house or move too much.

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