Tori Spelling, overcome with confusion and sadness relating to her estrangement from her mother, broke into my house last night and attempted to assault poor Companion.
I caught them just as he was succumbing to her succubus-like embrace, Chihuahua eyes bugging out and stick arms enfolding him. To his credit, I think he only gave in after she said “This will hurt less if you don’t fight me.” Fortunately for him, I’ve been keeping a can of Spelling-B-Gon under the bed.
The Cap’n bears mute witness to many shenanigans nightly.
Ah, amusing myself since 2001.
I’m guessing that’s companion’s leg in the last photo. ><
:D
Hahahaha, oh that’s funny stuff!
How wrong you are, my dear SJ! You’ve been amusing me since 2001, too.
Okay, frequent lurker here, but I had to comment on this one.
That is the funniest damned thing. Thank you for that.
Hey Zombie! You’re funny! Thanks for de-lurking.
Hey SJ! Thanks! And you’re welcome!
Man, we’re all polite. Let’s have tea and scones and talk in obnoxious accents.
With a tongue like that, it’s a wonder she’s not working more.
:O
I am pretending to be shocked by this…but coming from the likes of you…. ;)
What a handsome kitty!
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