JUST TO REACH YEW!

Tori Spelling, overcome with confusion and sadness relating to her estrangement from her mother, broke into my house last night and attempted to assault poor Companion.

I caught them just as he was succumbing to her succubus-like embrace, Chihuahua eyes bugging out and stick arms enfolding him. To his credit, I think he only gave in after she said “This will hurt less if you don’t fight me.” Fortunately for him, I’ve been keeping a can of Spelling-B-Gon under the bed.


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COOOOME TO MAH WIN-DOOOOW!

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CRAAAAWL INSIIIADE, WAIT BY THE LIIIIGHT OF THE MOOON

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JUST TO REACH YEW! JUST TO REACH YEW! JUST TO REACH YEW!

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The Cap’n bears mute witness to many shenanigans nightly.

11 thoughts on “JUST TO REACH YEW!

  1. Okay, frequent lurker here, but I had to comment on this one.

    That is the funniest damned thing. Thank you for that.

  2. Hey SJ! Thanks! And you’re welcome!

    Man, we’re all polite. Let’s have tea and scones and talk in obnoxious accents.

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