Mission: Unctuous

Strudel’s dad calls to wish me luck in my interview today.

“Yeah, and I just went to a big meeting with a surprise guest. Guess who?” he said.

“Ugh, I dunno.” I can tell by his voice it was someone sucky.

“Tom Cruise!”

“Ew!”

“He was talking about movies and his career, and he was tanking.”

“Awesome.”

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30 Responses to “Mission: Unctuous”

  1. dorrie says:

    naw! Sweet about supporting you. That’s cool.

  2. greer says:

    OMG I just realized what famous person you resemble! I have nfc what her name is or what the hell I’ve seen her in, but she looks just like you! Ok, I shouldn’t have put the drink down to use the kb I guess.

  3. J.B. says:

    I know where your interview was.. a friend of mine was disappointed he didn’t do the couch jump.

  4. Halo says:

    But did he talk about the aliens and the laying on of hands and all that. I’d pay to see the Scieno stuff straight from his mouth.

  5. whatladder says:

    Was he told not to look him in the eye? I heard a rumour when Cruise was filming something in Sydney, people were told not to make eye contact.

  6. iasshole says:

    My comments are full of lolz! So nice to come home to.

  7. Renee Khan says:

    I must be miserable today, because first thing I thought of “Was Strudel’s dad calling to wish you good luck, or was he calling to blab his news about Tommy boy?”

    I know, I can keep my negative comments to myself.

    Hope the interview went well, and I hope to hear that you got the job.

    xoxoxoxoxo

  8. iasshole says:

    Ha ha, both!

  9. Sile says:

    How was your interview, dear? ;)

    I suck hardcore at interviewing. My mind goes all blank and I sound like a complete moron. If only I could interview in text form, via instant messenger or something, I’d probably have a 6 figure income. LOL

    I hope you get job! If job is to your liking! Or not, if it’s not! Take that as you will! \:D/

  10. Joshua says:

    I can keep my negative comments to myself.

    WTF is it with internet divorces where blog commenters get all Oprah audience on a motherfucker? I mean, I guess we all blog so we can get feedback, but jesus.

  11. iasshole says:

    Internet breakups are almost as awesome as pap smears and 12x as long!!!

  12. Tom says:

    i just love him.his movie vanilla sky is the best like him.my brother had a lust live with him.and we r pakistani .tom you are a million billion trillion times better than shahrukh khan because he copies you.you are just amazing like no one in universe.

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