Mission: Unctuous

Strudel’s dad calls to wish me luck in my interview today.

“Yeah, and I just went to a big meeting with a surprise guest. Guess who?” he said.

“Ugh, I dunno.” I can tell by his voice it was someone sucky.

“Tom Cruise!”

“Ew!”

“He was talking about movies and his career, and he was tanking.”

“Awesome.”