FUCK YES CAPS LOCK IS ENGAGED

OH HEY GUESS WHAT’s going on in this thread? Strudel has been rendered half deaf and insensible by her cold, so now she shouts constantly. It’s like living with someone’s tiny grammy, except tiny grammy runs in circles and sings Dr. Horrible and shouts FOR THE WIN. You wish your Grammy was so…SIX MONTHS BEHIND. Gert!

The work flap with me getting called a swear has blown over nicely, which is what I was praying for. Some people cannot be thrown down with. I did have a moment yesterday of lip biting when it was announced that OH the closets have been cleaned out and don’t they look great? And I thought that was kind of odd that credit was being taken for something I did just two days earlier. Did you seriously not notice I cleaned? Because I pwn the tacos out of cleaning.

It doesn’t matter, though, because I have a presentation today. It is the very best kind of presentation, because no one but me knows that I have one. It will be a surprise presentation. Not as good as the other kind of surprise.

What am I presenting? ROBOT CLAW HAND. It will revolutionize the way business is done. The outcome will be awesome either way. One, you and your new robot claw hand are accepted, or two, you are trespassed by security. I like both options, as long as someone is there to video it and put it on YouTube.

10 thoughts on “FUCK YES CAPS LOCK IS ENGAGED

  1. Please see that Miss Strudel gets any and everything she desires during her illness. She is the cat’s meow and deserves nothing less.

  2. Yes, Satchel, I have trackbacks. Hee. It’s cool because Twisty’s forums inspired a friend and I to start Uppity Women forums. (Well, she did the work, but I do a lot of posting there.)

  3. I can’t state enough how awesomely entertaining your children are. :D I hope mine are half as entertaining when I finally am able to pop them out. :P

    Also, those claw hands are teh bomb. B has one. Being one legged, it’s easier to reach with a claw hand than to strap your peg leg on everytime you want to get something across the room> :P

  4. I live near an American Science and Surplus store.

    Browsing through the store is awesome.

    Sniffing army navy surplus items is not awesome because most of them are stealth!moldy.

  5. from the @mazon description of your new appendage: “…packaged in plastic for the robotic look that is all the rage these days.” wtf?!! am i missing out on a trend? is this what the hipsters in nyc are into? or… the hipsters in seattle?

  6. I might have to borrow that picture from this post and put it on my desk at work. I don’t think they’ll mind.

  7. I brought it to work so I could reach things that fall behind racks. GOOOO team retail!

  8. Because of this post you are now my #1 blogging fave. You have been in the top three for quite some time, but now – #1 BABY. And Verily, the sodomy doth sneek up on me daily

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