Yesterday on the bus I decided to start a new blog titled, “Obnoxious Assholes on the Bus.” There was this lady who would not stop talking and the worst part was, she was taking text messages WHILE she was talking to her friend, reading them aloud, and laughing like a loon. “I will make a blog about people like YOU, Nail Biting Giddy Lady” I said to myself. I took a phone picture of her from the side with her mouth open and her face twisted. This was not enough.
I came the face her and put my phone at the level of her giant selfish head. “SMILE,” I instructed her. She looked at ME like I was crazy. SHEESHERS.
I should be ASLEEP!
Oh man, that is great. I’d heard the rant (which was kinda uncomfortable to listen to), I’d heard the remix… but set to this video it’s BRILLIANT. Oh, Newsies. Where did I leave that Newsies soundtrack, I wonder?
I hate when people talk to me on the bus but I am unfortunately a freak magnet. While living in downtown Van and taking the bus daily, I took to licking my knee and twitching. People would leave me alone.
I had the trifecta of obnoxious bus folks all on the same bus last week!
Exhibit A: Two self-righteous ladies near the front talking loudly about how pleased they were that one of their 14 year old daughters was proselytizing to their classmates after years of being home schooled. (My thoughts: Goth chick in T minus 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…)
Exhibit B: Guy near the back watching a movie on his blackberry and talking to the characters on the screen. Bonus points for when he tried to get the woman next to him interested in the film.
Exibit C: Old man who had pooped his depends and made the entire bus smell like shit. I kinda felt sorry for him, but he was significantly changing the atmosphere of the bus.
At least I wasn’t bored on my way home!