Bus Haiku for Jerks

Hot ginger girl

I see your boob hickey

through your shirt gap

 

Tonight, I go running for the first time in a month. You probably didn’t know I broke my toe, which really put a damper on things. Funny story–I had a migraine and was stumbling around my bathroom looking for Advil when BAM! I hit my toe on the tub. Then it is the ecstatic FML feeling as you lay in bed with a sore head and sore toe.

I think this is all serendipitous timing as I called my friend who I am going with Franny to visit this weekend in Portland. She used to be a chain smoker but has quit, and just today was going out on her first run. This will keep me motivated. Monkey chow out.

7 thoughts on “Bus Haiku for Jerks

  1. I LOVE good-bad haiku. What is impressive about that one is that the season is IMPLIED.

    Advil: no, it’s just that when you’re that desperate even false panaceas seem like a good idea, I guess. It probably helped my toe?

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