Good Stuff

Out to dinner; more gyros and baklava at the place that looks like J.A.D. Ingres’ wet dream (nekkid harem women sold seperately). I was with the Frannie, Mr. Husband, and the raddest person I will never have sex with, my sister.

While we were eating, this skater dude left his cel phone on a seat, and had skated halfway down the street by the time I had run out of the restaurant. I am a good citizen when I don’t have PMS, so I turned it in at the front counter. He came back about fifteen minutes later, and was hunting around the table.

Me: “Looking for your cel phone? I turned it in at the front.”

Him: “Stupid ADD! Thank you!”

Poor sucker. At least he has a sense of humor.

5 thoughts on “Good Stuff

  1. your sister’s site might be cool. if only i could read it. black and purple? not so good for the over 30 eyes…

  2. Hey ADD! That might be my problem. I never thought of that one…I wonder if there is a disorder related to paying attention to the things you are supposed to pay attention to. I’m very good at paying attention when I’m goofing off…

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