You love GIRLS ARE PRETTY. You don’t go there every day to be told what to do, but you like to look at it a couple of times a month. It was exciting to read another caustic woman on the Internet!
One night, you even geeked out and sent Pretty Girl fan mail! “You rock, Pretty Girl!” Little did you know this meant you got put on a mailing list.
“See Bob Powers read for $5!” read the subject line. You read the email, because if it was spam, it was clever enough to peek at. You read further: “Bob Powers, author of GIRLSAREPRETTY.COM….”
What the fuck? Now you are sad!
Happy Pretty Girl is Really a Dude Day!
Damn. Now I’m sad too. Bad enough it’s a dude, but it’s a spamming dude to boot.
i feel dirty now.
are you getting my emails?
Good god. You are the number one hit for “asshole”! I’m so impressed.
hee hee hee
i, too, got that email.
:(
Hmmm, I always thought that it was apparent from the writing that GAP was scribbled by a bro …
Certain entries just reeked of testosterone.
hmm
Yeah, I always thought the odds were against it being a girl. But fuck is it ever funny.
I was shocked, but now it kinda makes sense…