Don’t Trust Anyone over Five

Strudel has been talking, talking, talking since she got home.

“Abby says that monsters are REAL,” Strudel said.

“No, come on,” I said. “Monsters aren’t real.”

“How do you know?”

“I went to school for a long time and I learned it.”

“But Abby says–”

“Okay, you, I have a master’s degree, and Abby has a preschool education. Who are you going to believe?”


3 thoughts on “Don’t Trust Anyone over Five

  1. Some times I think our two spawn are on a shared brane. Sadly, our discussion (mom wrong/fellow 5 right) was centered on spelling.

  2. Hi
    The incident had me smiling. This was exactly what my three year old related to me a few days back.These kids are sure quick learners.
    This is Diana from Israeli Uncensored News.

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