Don’t Trust Anyone over Five

Strudel has been talking, talking, talking since she got home.

“Abby says that monsters are REAL,” Strudel said.

“No, come on,” I said. “Monsters aren’t real.”

“How do you know?”

“I went to school for a long time and I learned it.”

“But Abby says–”

“Okay, you, I have a master’s degree, and Abby has a preschool education. Who are you going to believe?”

“Abby.”

3 Responses to “Don’t Trust Anyone over Five”

  1. Shannon says:

    This sounds like a very Sam/Frodo/Gollum dynamic. But which are you and which is Abby?

  2. Bugger says:

    Some times I think our two spawn are on a shared brane. Sadly, our discussion (mom wrong/fellow 5 right) was centered on spelling.

  3. Diana says:

    Hi
    The incident had me smiling. This was exactly what my three year old related to me a few days back.These kids are sure quick learners.
    This is Diana from Israeli Uncensored News.