This is Hallowang

Lordy I am tired. I’ve been averaging about 5 hours a night, broken up, and I don’t know why. It’s just not enough. I’ve tried everything–no coffee, no booze, hot showers, etc. I just have to ride this out. I don’t want sleeping advice; I want a cocktail and some sex, and magical free money to pay for yoga.

I’ll tell you what, though, after sleeping an hour and being up four, I cracked one of those Four Lokos and THAT, my friends, was awesome. I drank half and I slept like the dead after. Also with that and the sleep dep, I was basically tripping balls. There I was, in the living room watching Hulu and intermittently wooing. Yes, Four Loko turns me into a WOO girl. WOOO!

I shall return tomorrow with costume pictures and more pumpkining.

6 thoughts on “This is Hallowang

  1. Man… if I were you, I’d corner P and tell him to drop his pants. A girl can only handle being celibate for so long!

  2. OH man, that kind of sleeping is the worst. I hope this phase in your sleep life plays itself out soon! Sending thoughts of COCK-tails and sex your way. :)

  3. I guess you could also consider coming over to play on my side of the fence. Are girls icky too? lol

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