“MOM don’t look in my pants, there are secrets in there,” Franny said. I was about to stick a carton of orange juice down her pants while she was doing the dishes, because electrolytes.
“Really!” I said. “What kind?”
“I have a BUTT TATTOO of my face on my butt.”
“Oh, from when you were in prison?” I asked.
“Yes, this top crime guy offered to do it illegally while I was there. It is awesome to have a face on your butt. ASS FACE!”
Franny will be twelve in six days.