I am running away from home. I have met someone on PunkConnection.com who totally r0X0rz. ANARKEY!!! ANARKEY ANARKEY!!!!
Love,
SJ
Sorry! This is just cracking me up today.
Quotes from some dating profiles on the site:
“im RaiNe, dont talk to me if u shop at hot topic, because u only fuel the fire…”
Missy, UR on PUNKCONNECTION! :-o
“Im a dude from Kalamazoo and there is no GODDAMN SCENE HERE!!! FUCK!!!!!!”
DUH!!!! YOUR IN KALAMAZOO!!!!
“Only a demon would feast off the flesh of the dead…”
There HAS to be a better way to get into someone’s pants! Thank you for playing!
“I’m not at the hand of their tools! I’m gonna live by my rules! Why should I listen to those fools? I’m gonna live by my rules!”
Okay, that is probably a totally awesome song quote or something, but it leaves something to be desired. How about some editing?
I’M not At the hand of their TOOLs! I’m gonna live by my rules! Why should I listen to those fools? I’m gonna live by my rules!
“Is it just me or does a punk dating site seem….well, not-so-punk?”
I think I like this guy.
“fat balding hunchback with small penis desires anyone who will sleep with me!”
Actually, I think I have found my site. Peace out! ANARKEY!!!
But… Dead Milkmen or the Dieselboy cover? ;)
this is fucking fabulous. i am creating an account.
I was hankering after the fat hunchback with the small penis, until I realized he was bald.