The Real New Black

A couple of days ago my sister and I were in an oh-so-edgy boo-tique in Fremont.

“Wow,” I marveled at the jewellery case near that cash register. “There are a lot of anchor-motif pieces in here.”

“Totally,” nodded the clerk earnestly. “Anchors are the new skulls.”

In Other News

This shit is funny: Celebrity Jihad. So new I couldn’t google it up. Thanks to Badgerbag for the pointer.