Don’t you get tired of people saying they laughed so hard they cried? I know you do. Don’t sit there and lie to me and tell me you don’t get tired of that.

ANYWAYZ, I can’t sleep and these videos are making me laugh so hard I heard my cervix whistle.

There. That’s better, isn’t it?

Maybe it’s all funny…or maybe it’s all the glue I huffed in my high school studio art class while I was supposed to be sculpting.

They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard

“I Have a Plunger and a Backyard. At Least My Moms Does.”

Hokkien. I dunno.

Boil em Mash em Stick em in a Stoo. Breakitdown.

Companion: yes, you. You better click through my links for once or Ima paddle you.

ETA: Fixed links!