“The House of Representatives is full of insane jackasses.” –Jon Stewart on video game violence.
Man moons on live news; anchorman keeps his shit together. (NSFW)
Colbert on animal marriage: “The gays are on the march.”
How to be featured on Youtube. Skip ahead to 00:45, seriously. That’s all you need. You can watch the whole thing, though. I won’t judge you.
Youtube is so swell when you wake up too early. And now I have to pack for our weekend!