As the captain of our new police force, we at the offices of I, Asshole will tell you…YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SEXY. Disregard the sign…please DO cross that line. Especially if you at all resemble a hottub full of jiggly bikini girls.
Mroow! Expect to be frisked.
SJ, is that mace in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
The photo will probably make more sense to those of your readers who know what your name is…LOL, instead of calling you “I, Asshole!” like I did at BlogHer.
Mace…happy…BOTH! GAH!
Suebob: Making sense isn’t high on my list of priorities. Hee. But you’ll notice I’ll answer to asshole.
Before I came out with my real first name, every email said, “hey asshole.” That was kind of fun.
::jiggles::
i am glad to find a website about assholes. i love them too. i prefer a pink one over a brown one. since this board is an expert, can someone tell me why some folks have pink and some have brown assholes. i know that you can now have them bleached. pink seems to be the most popular color. rock hudson use to ask boys the color of their asshole before he would bring them home.
anyway, anyway, anyway, any questions that you have about assholes, you call email me direct as i am an expert as i work in the television industry.
i love to love assholes
jack e. jett
http://www.jackejett.com