7 thoughts on “Gettin’ Freaky With Some Bubble Wrap”

  2. To prove just how white and nerdy I am, I will admit that I owned the first five Weird Al albums on vinyl. At some point in my self-conscious late adolescence, I discarded them out of embarassment.
    For shame, Tits!

    And yeah, he’s kinda cute. Jeff Goldblum, on the other hand? HAWT.

  3. I went back and looked at your “questionable taste” post, and I just have to confess that I fucking love Jeff Goldblum. He has been my primary celebrity crush ever since I hit puberty. And then a while later I also picked up Adam Goldberg for a few shifts in my fantasy rotation.

  4. What’s sad is that I know exactly why he’s overjoyed with that pirated Star Wars tape. (weep)
    Questionable tastes? How about Penn Jillette and Ian ‘Lemme’ Kilmister? Now that’s nasty.

  5. Strangely I was eating lunch last week at the MGM in Las Vegas, and Penn Jillette and some form of lady friend was seated with him. He is an enourmous man and was wearing a neon green button down flowy poet type-shirt. She was an older blond with some significant ‘aftermarket parts.’ I had pizza.

  6. Well, I, um…. have a very very dirty nasty crush on… oh god this is embarrassing… Gary Sinise. There, I said it. Ever since that goddamn ‘A River Runs Through it’ when he was all hot and ripped and… oh dear. I just have this incredible hots for kind of small, compact, muscly, soft spoken men. And yes, I know perfectly well that his head is too small for his body but I DON”T CARE. There.

  7. you know, i don’t think rob scheider is ugly. except for the picture you chose, of course. i sort of also like jack black. gross? yes. funny? yes. and i think having a crush on alex p. keaton was a requisite of living in the 80s, no?

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