BREAKING NEWS. Some of the interwebs, which will be collectively known as Hateaz, were trying to claim that Vitas was non-veracious. That he was faking. Well, let me tell you Hateaz, Vitas is completely veracious. He is Vitascious, even.
THE MAN IS MAKING HIS OWN DOPPLER EFFECT, PEOPLE. I like this even better than the old video I posted, because this time he’s not performing with The Death Eaters. They gave you the screaming jibblies, didn’t they? No? Okay, just me then. It’s cool.
You may also watch “Smile” performed as a dramatic video-play. That’s a shaved head you see, and that means CHOPS, baby. Real live acting chops. You can smell the chops from here. Wouldn’t they be good with a little applesauce on the side? I thought so.
NO VITAS! Don’t do it! Only your ear-rending voice can save us from your only competition…viscous attack dolphins?
Look at this crazy bastard. This is a smug, smug man. A glib man.
But I tell you, I love that Vitas.
Wow. That Vitas is my new hero. I dig the whole overdressed ice cream man cum lounge singer thing he’s got going on in the first video there.
That was just the thing I needed on a Saturday morning. The only way Vitas could possibly be any better is if he and Little Superstar got together and stormed Broadway or my local McDonald’s.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM
Your comments don’t let me make links, but that is the link to Little Superstar. Bask in the glory, I tell you. Bask!
Have you watched Opera N2 yet? It takes the prize hands down, as far as I am concerned.
Wow, Vitas just made soprano saxophones obsolete.
Man, all my glasses just exploded!
What. The. Fuck.
I’ll have to click your other link to find out just what all this eyebrow raising, white suit wearing, shit is all about.
Okay I get it now. Vitas Car Alarms for sale!
Too funny.
Between this and the Numa Numa song, Eastern Europe is well on its way to acheiving cultural hegemony in the US.
Thick, sticky, syrupy dolphins?
This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen. Seriously, this guy must be worshipping an altar full of demons and satans; that is NOT possible without the help of evil lords (I have tried).
Once in my youth I got a crush on someone who looked just like Vitas. But a girl. No nooses but she did have a pointy nose.
Holy shit.
I just got sucked into a Vitas vortex over at You Tube and woke up with a ruptured eardrum.
That guy is fucking awesome.
I visited Russia in Spring 1998. While slurping down a bowl of borscht in St. Petersburg I nearly choked on an artichoke-heart size mass of gelatinous texture and unknown origin. I now believe I gagged on the testicles of Vitas the eunuch.
To be fair, Chris Isaak can get up in those registers, too. And I think he’s still got both of them.
Philip Baily will crush this Vitas person.
That was fucking weird…what an odd young man…
I wish I knew what the song was about and can only hope it would explain the smug and sardonic looks he was chucking at the audience….maybe it was about his shiny suit and how it can make him sing so farking high!
Well that was by far the most entertaining frickin’ thing I’ve seen all day. I loved his deep seductive pose-looks to what I imagine to be lovely yearning ladies in the audience. Good god, I feel I am being sucked into the Vitas vortex…
This has nothing to do with your post, but you’ve gained a new fan in me thanks to the recommendation of Suebob. Not only do you write well, but we have this cool matching-red-hair-thing going on. It’s meant to be.
I dunno, yo. Dude looks like a lady. I think we’ve got some Victor/Victoria action going on here.
I LOVE VITAS!!!
OMG I love vitas, he is so cute, and I love the song ylibnic (smile)and opera no 2….I can just listen to him and adore his smile all day