What is it?
It’s National Choad-Poking Month!
Do What in the When Where?
You heard me, jerkface! Poke a choad! It’s fun! It’s good for your health. If you are not poking a choad, you are letting America down.
Rules
Poke a choad every day this month!* Sorry, your own DOES NOT COUNT. Poking your own choad will cause immediate disqualification.
*I, Asshole is not responsible for any sensations, good or bad, experienced by the poker or the pokee. Warning: choad-poking may cause incontinence, crooked seams, flatfoot, gout, depression, “stinky finger,” or girlish giggling. I, Asshole would like to remind you to poke choads at your own risk.
Prizes?
Additional ones, you mean? Choad poking is its own reward, friend.
“I solemnly swear to poke a choad every day this month. Starting today. Unless I forget or just don’t feel like it, or decide to eat all the peanut-butter filled pretzels for lunch instead.”
For Suebob.
Oooo! oooo! I totally want to poke a choad!
You’re in, baby!
oh my god i love you.
does the poking have to be actual/physical, or can it be more, ehh, symbolic/metaphysical? see: define specific intended use of “choad”.
What if you poke your own choad? Does that count? I’d think the key question is how the choad feels at the end of the poking, but I thought I should get the official take on this.
Please read the rules, 1337 poker, whom I suspect I know the indentity of.
Oh, THANK GOD. A NABLOMYHO I can actually get BEHIND!!
You are not right *giggle*. I can’t believe you even illustrated it.
AHEM, those are cool ADS for your blog, YOU ARE WELCOME.
:D
I love this. Suebob is right. All this extra posting makes me want to buy hipwaders. Listen to the woman with the stapler. Otherwise she’ll hit you with it. Trust me.
wow.. at first I thought the picture was a bizarre Christmas ad for Target Department stores, but now I realize that’s not a “star” at all.. ew. Wonder if anyone has ever had their choad tattooed. Is tattooed a word?
Oh! My pardon — I did not read carefully enough because I was busy choad-pokin’. What if you set up a digital video camera, film yourself poking your own choad IN CLOSE UP, and then GooTube it? Or PornTube it? Or INNERTUBE it? All these would advance the cause of choad-pokin’ beyond any mere person-to-person choad-pokin’ action (or self-pokin’).
Man, I was so convinced I knew who you were, but my suspect denied it.
I cannot comment on any of that. HAW!
See, now I’m confused. ‘Cause I always thought that was a “taint.” Never heard “choad” before.
But NaTaPoMo doesn’t have the same ring to it!
NaChoPoMo reminds me of that joke about what the Mexican mouse said to the rat about stealing his dinner:
(wait for it)
“That’s nacho cheese!”
No, the taint is on the other side, and it’s not part of the scrotum–it’s the bump of flesh between the anus and the back of the scrotum. It’s the same thing as the perineum.
Re: choad poking: If we shave, *they* should shave. That mangy soccer-dog thing scrota have going on isn’t attractive at all. I’m halfway to a freakout just *looking* at the drawings.
I just poked one.
And I can’t wait to do it tomorrow!
Awesome.
u are a real asshole
I should know, because I looove fucking puppies.