S’up jerks. As I am in need of a second swimming pool, I have decided it’s time for me to sell out. Who wants some I, Asshole swag? I thought so.
Make all your xmas nightmares come true! One-click shopping! MUCH BETTER THAN THAT OTHER STORE OVER THERE. No, don’t click on that! Come back!!!!
Sorry, t-shirt does not come with Bingo Wings. You’ll have to make your own. I suggest kettle corn.
I’ll take one of each! I have not laughed so hard in a long time – best present ever!
SOLD!
and nothing satisfies me more than seeing a hyphen in TO-DAY :)
PS you look rather saucy in that tongue scrapings photo. not many chicks can look saucy with a knife in the hand!
The dope and sweet anchor fit rather nicely with your pink shirt! haha, damnit you crack me up. I think I can do without the tongue scrapings though, but thanks for the offer!
But Tirzah, this is a chance to OWN a piece of HISTORY, baby!
Hey! Where’d you get my cat? Best. T-shirt. Evar.
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD.
Perfect for everyone on my christmas list. “Mom, Dad, I got you a VERY SPESHUL CALENDAR!!”
Howling.
Too funny! You always know how to make a girl smile.
I am spending too much time in the blogosphere. I think I know who “that other store over there” belongs to.
You’re never going to sell a toddler for more than $250–trust me, I have tried.
Ask high, and then go from there. that’s my motto.
Found your site quite by accident and I’m so glad I did! Brilliant!
Super sweet. And I thought it was puff paint at first look. Sharpie is more better.
So impressive! I have nothing but respect for the enterprising type and always think, well “I coulda been a contender,” when it’s too late. These are just brilliant. I’m having an after Christmas sale, (Sis don’t know) on E-Bay for 1 white Aryan child and an English Bulldog. It’s sure to pay those credit cards off, right?
That is just so completely fucking awesome.
too funny.
Lots of people can look saucy with a knife. Not a lot of people can look saucy with a BUTTER knife though.
SJ, you’re paying for my surgery. To replace the split sides. And for seriously, I have no idea what other store you might be talking about. There are other stores? With merchandise? You jest!
Yeah hey, yer totally Brodie Dahl with da butter knife there. Wreeow.
Wooh! How much is that DNA there. Actual blogger DNA.
Dang, look how that toddler favors her daddy in that pic.
The baby Jesus had a penis. Duh.
DUDE.
JUST…DUDE.
Also?
hahaha.
I love it. I tried the “free to home” thing with my toddler and they returned her.
You might also be interested in A Year of Accidents.
I witnessed one of the accidents and it was as smelly as they come. Might go nicely with the toddler.
Hey! It’s the other SJ! Sup doppleganger.
You kept throwing me off when I saw the “SJ.” I was like, “I didn’t write this! What’s going on?”
I fucking love you so fucking much.