Wew Wew WEWWEWEW OOOOH…1001 Erotic Deeelights

It’s a VERY SOXY day here at I, Asshole. Let’s have a mixtape of too much of TEH SEXY.

David Cross from Run, Ronnie, Run: Three Times One Minus One.

+5 for that SOXY David Cross
+5 for that woman looking great in Spandex. I wish I could work Spandex like that, because I WOULD.

Justin Timberlake and Samberg: Dick-in-a-Box.

+5 for bringing skeevy back
+5 for Samberg in anything
-5 for Maya Rudolph and her always bad skin. Take some vitamin D, woman!

MadTV: I Want You to Watch Me Play Madden

+5 for the women looking convincingly enamored
-5 for Madden

UPDATE! Supa sent along the Bing Bong Brothers: “You Will Like My Penis” (?) FANG YOU SUPA!

+5 for scary, half-glued moustaches
-5 for no jiggly bikini girls

I love this genre, of the completely non-subtle r&b/rap song.

Got anything else? Throw it at me, I’ll post it!

Thanks to J.B. for the “Dick-in-a-Box” link and for reminding me I wanted to do this.

14 Responses to “Wew Wew WEWWEWEW OOOOH…1001 Erotic Deeelights”

  1. Oh, The Joys says:

    I’m all TEH EXCITED over here.

  2. Tits McGee says:

    Watched SNL for the first time in forever last Saturday and peed myself laughing over Dick in a Box and the Barry Gibb Talk Show. I am embarassed to admit this.

    Also, I loves me some Mr. Show and Run, Ronnie, Run is a goddamn masterpiece. Seeing Mandy Patinkin sing “Y’all Are Brutalizing Me” brings me to tears.

  3. Supa says:

    Y’all should watch this too!http://www.thelonelyisland.com/bingbong.html

  4. G-Love says:

    Am I the only person who was expecting the uncensored version to be “Cock in a Box?” Dunno, but as I was listening along Saturday, that just had the right ring to it. Then I heard “Dick in a Box” online and I was kinda sad.

  5. Tirzah says:

    OMG the Madden one kills me! I was crackin up! I totally had to send the video to my husband! lmao

  6. Melanie says:

    Heh. That Bing Bong Bros. one was the toughest to keep a straight face about.

  7. Chollyson says:

    That Dick in the Box thing is fucking hilarious.

  8. Chollyson says:

    Oh, and G-Love, I totally thought they were saying “Cock in a Box,” too which I liked better because it made it more dirty.

  9. ozma says:

    That dick in a box song is dangerously catchy though. It’s hard for me not to sing it aloud.

  10. Supa says:

    I totally want a dick in a box for x-mas!

  11. badgerbag says:

    Oh! i just blogged the dick in a box song too.

    also, happy global orgasm day.

  12. SJ says:

    WOO! I’ve been waiting for this! I know what i’m doing tonight.

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