Wew Wew WEWWEWEW OOOOH…1001 Erotic Deeelights

It’s a VERY SOXY day here at I, Asshole. Let’s have a mixtape of too much of TEH SEXY.

David Cross from Run, Ronnie, Run: Three Times One Minus One.

+5 for that SOXY David Cross
+5 for that woman looking great in Spandex. I wish I could work Spandex like that, because I WOULD.

Justin Timberlake and Samberg: Dick-in-a-Box.

+5 for bringing skeevy back
+5 for Samberg in anything
-5 for Maya Rudolph and her always bad skin. Take some vitamin D, woman!

MadTV: I Want You to Watch Me Play Madden

+5 for the women looking convincingly enamored
-5 for Madden

UPDATE! Supa sent along the Bing Bong Brothers: “You Will Like My Penis” (?) FANG YOU SUPA!

+5 for scary, half-glued moustaches
-5 for no jiggly bikini girls

I love this genre, of the completely non-subtle r&b/rap song.

Got anything else? Throw it at me, I’ll post it!

Thanks to J.B. for the “Dick-in-a-Box” link and for reminding me I wanted to do this.

14 thoughts on “Wew Wew WEWWEWEW OOOOH…1001 Erotic Deeelights

  1. Watched SNL for the first time in forever last Saturday and peed myself laughing over Dick in a Box and the Barry Gibb Talk Show. I am embarassed to admit this.

    Also, I loves me some Mr. Show and Run, Ronnie, Run is a goddamn masterpiece. Seeing Mandy Patinkin sing “Y’all Are Brutalizing Me” brings me to tears.

  2. Am I the only person who was expecting the uncensored version to be “Cock in a Box?” Dunno, but as I was listening along Saturday, that just had the right ring to it. Then I heard “Dick in a Box” online and I was kinda sad.

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