Here it is in all its glory! The Penis-O-Meter from the Blogathon ’03. I blogged once an hour for 24 hours and got $113 for charity!
Remember, this was before “peens” were invented (thank you, LiveJournal), so it had to be penis back in those days. But NOW we have the amazing breakthrough that is the peen!
I don’t really have a goal, except to win a pass, so the upper limit’s kind of arbitrary. I just wanted to get out a poorly-protochopped peen. We all win when that happens! THANK YOU for twenty-four votes yesterday everyone!
My design is an homage to the website I linked yesterday, Seeking Desperately. I was very inspired by this giant crooked penis! Thank you ladies (and one guy)!!!!!!
If I win, look for a real acceptance speech, courtesy of Googvid. Watch this space for more peen-o-meter! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, please see my previous entry and VOTE TODAY! Voting closes Friday!
I heard from Dawn you linked our leedle site yesterday (the one where some of us snark on peen)… I had to check you out. You are HYSTERICAL.
I think I love you…
OH HELL YES!!! I’ve been missing the peen-o-meter! We always know when it comes out that you’re serious!
Thank you Ms. Bun! And hellooo Supa!
Har. The hairs on the peen scare me somewhat in their extreme realistic-ness.
So, is it just me or is a peen that crooked terrifying? OUCH!
I voted for you! I voted for you!
And if you get win, I’ll make sure to take you on a drive through the ‘hoods of Gary, JUST so you can say you’ve been there!
Ha! Thanks?
I am so glad that Desperately Seeking is an inspiration to you! I knew it would be…something…to someone…
Hi Suebob. Thanks for the vote!
You’ll LOVE it. You won’t even get killed in a drive-by. You might see some raggedy-ass hookers, though, and who doesn’t enjoy seeing a raggedy-ass hooker?
Great acceptance speech. I think the peen-o-meter should slowly rise and straighten as it is filled (engorged?) with appreciation for you.
I think we should replace all United Way Thermometer posters with the Peen-o-meter.
I might donate more to see United Way get it up.
Hmm. Ozma, I like the way you think. Dawn, too.