I Love the Smell of Nair in the Morning

Today was grood. I saw someone CUTTING THEIR NAILS in a speaker panel. Don’t cut yo nails when Susie Bright’s speaking, jerks. I don’t think I need to say anything else about that.

There was a real stuffed and roasted turkey on one of the sponsor’s tables.

I am going to try to swim tonight, without any trampy myspaceage on return.

Also, two people mistook me for Sarcastic Journalist today, because I introduced myself as “SJ”. They went on to say that they also enjoyed reading a conservative Mormon blogger who was on a panel, and I thought, that’s weird. They have eclectic tastes. And then they gushed, “Oh, we know all about you! We love to read your blog. You’re sarcastic journalist.” Whoops.

It was awkward but kind of a relief, because I thought it meant I was losing my edge.

Here is a link to me and Shauna all cuddled up in bed. She’s a good person to sleep with, Dr. G. No kicking or snoring!

I saw Ariel there, and gave her the Seattle attack, which made me so happy. Don’t worry about the caption…it’s kosher.

Called Companion and he managed to say something before blurting out “Nice boobie pics.” I am impressed with his progress.

6 thoughts on “I Love the Smell of Nair in the Morning

  1. SJ, I cannot believe how much you rock that shirt/dress in the post below. I WANT THAT SHIRT OR DRESS. But I also want to look good in that shirt.

    No, really–From whence cameth that shirt? Discuss.

    SHAUNA!!! Shauna came to Blogher? Two of the internet’s coolest mujeres all in one bed?

  2. Did you see the platter of plastic wrapped cheese at the Kraft foods table? So odd I couldn’t stop laughing and I think I offended the Kraft rep. I love your blog name and it made Amy Sedaris laugh, worth keeping it for that reason alone! Nice to have met you.

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