What I am thinking about today is that our insurance at the new job will cost 1100 dollars more than it would if we were married. Because it is SO much easier to slip off into the night if you’re unmarried with children than if you’re married with children. Hur.
How it went down:
“Sooo…you want to get married, then? It’s like fifty bone or something at the courthouse,” I said.
“Um…what? No. I mean, I would if you wanted to, I guess.”
“Well, no.”
“Oh, good,” he said, obviously relieved. “I know you are so proud of your slattern status and all.”
IT’S TRUE.
Secondly, did you make any resolutions? I have resolved to put pictures of myself up more (CAAAM WHORE) because sometimes I think I am hiding a little bit behind pictures of food or crafts or my kids, when this website is about ME. I get shy because it’s easier to make the words. So you get to spend more time with my goiter and third arm now, you lucky fockers.
I have also made a resolution to, now that my life is calmer and school is behind me, to start working toward my long-term goal to open a bed-and-breakfast. I decided I wanted to when I was 20, had some babies, had a divorce, and had like seven years of school instead. And now it is ten years later and I still want to open and bed-and-breakfast. I have resolved that I will make it happen by the time I’m 40, and I will not be sad if it happens sooner.
Current contenders for room themes are Presidents of the Twentieth Century (you know you want to stay in the Hooverville room)…and that’s it. Maybe Famous Serial Killers? That should bring in the CSI types.
I have never written that down before. That was nice.
Moar later. I have NYE pictures.
I’m sorry, what? Is that 1100 dollars a MONTH? That’s crazy. For that price, I would demand orgys EVERY NIGHT and twice on sunday, if that was the price I had to pay to remain husband-free.
Although, it’s not like my husband and I don’t already do that….
If you had a B&B, I would, like, LIVE there at least 2 months of the year.
I resolved to blog moar because you are an inspiration and a role model.
i had no idea about your B&B ambitions but i can just picture it and it sounds oh so right :) :) :)
What Shauna said: the B&B plan sounds so right! You will be a most excellent host. How about a Creatures of the Deep room? Will there be velvet art throughout? Happy New Year!
No! 1100 a year, but it still blows.
Yes, my B&B dream has been on the back burner. Now my self of stream is high enough to actually talk about it.
WL: you could be like my own personal Lindsay Lohan, livin’ in up at Chateau Marmont.
I thought you and Companion were already married.Weren’t there pictures….changed plans from tinkly piano jazz bar…..I’m so confused.
A Serial Killer B&B? You have to know I would be there! My crime library, let me show you it.
Huh? you ain’t married?
i thought you had a nekkers wedding like John & Yoko.
hmmmmph ya learn somethin’ new every day.
Hi!
i ain’t dead so – happy new year!
sorta.
:0]
Fake wedding. No papers signed. But fun.