Can You See Me? Can You Hear Me? Then You’re In Our Delivery Area.

Today I went to see The Wackness, preceded by a nice glass of scotch and some phad thai. Nothing is better than that, really. Well, toss in some satanic cheerleaders and I would be all set. There were minimal amounts of Mary-Kate Trollsen, and the soundtrack gave me crazy nostalgia for when Biggie Small’s first album came out. It was set in 1994, which did nothing but give me sad sack nostalgia from the music and knowing small time drug dealers who used pagers and shit.

And now, a nice glass of homemade raspberry cordial. I added half-and-half and now it is looking kind of curdled. NOM. Doesn’t that sound SO delicious, curdled? Sadly, it is.

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I repotted some thyme this weekend in this hideous faux barrel thing made of plastic with gold plastic trim. Gorgeous.

Also, Operation I Cannot Make Up My Fucking Mind was a success.

Narsty Roots of Narsitness

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dotsprittyernge.jpgERNGE in-between stage. I decided to do the roots orange instead of crazy bleach out so I can settle back to “natural” redheadedness when summer ends. This color was pretty nice, but the top half was ORANGE and the bottom half is still hanging onto the red.

After:

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Everyone loves a HAPPY psycho. No? NO? I keel you.

The funniest thing happened, if by “funny” I mean “incompetence on everyone’s part.” I reserved a hotel room for Blogher and then I went to look it up in my email a few weeks later. It was nowhere. Was I have an junior senior moment? Did I just imagine that I made the reservation? The older I get the more credulous I get, I think. I called the hotel, hello, hello, where the fuck is my room? “We have never heaaared of you.” “Okay, bye, cocks.” Hmm, it is looking more and more like I was partaking of the crack. Hotel was now full. I made a hostel reservation.

Hmm, this could be good, I told myself. I won’t run into crazy drunken bitches in the hallway (which will actually just be me, making out with a mirror), I can saves the moneys, etc. BUT LO, in my inbox yesterday was a confirmation from the HOTEL. Wut. I am hotel bound now, because if I could marry one inanimate object, it would be a hotel room.

Also, here is an info begzor: can I hav sum n-fo PLZ? I have use of a craptop for the conf but the internal wireless card is borkenated. Can anyone briefly tell me about their experiences with wireless USB? Is good? Is no good? Pay no more than X? Avoid X brand?

I am coming from the Internets to axe murder you!

Call 398-C-O-L-D, 398-…cold.

22 thoughts on “Can You See Me? Can You Hear Me? Then You’re In Our Delivery Area.

  1. I work at Staples, so I’ll ask the electronics department for recommendations for you when I go in tomorrow!

  2. I just got a linksys wireless-g usb thingy. Well, my fiance did from the store he works at (he is a computer fixery guy so if it doesn’t work I make him make it right). ANYway.. it works fine on his computer. The usb ports on my machine are fucked so it was a little less reliable for me. I think I paid about $30 for it – making it cheaper than that for you because you don’t have to pay for frieght from the USA for everything you buy.

  3. I have 2 wireless thingys. (I am technical!) One is the Sprint Air Card, works fab all the time, $60 a month since I buy a buncha other stuff from them. Was free with rebate, though the rebate took 3 phone calls to get.

    At work I have the Verizon thingy (I is important too). It is suckage. Coverage sucks. Slow. Cuts out. I would say big thumbs down to that one.

  4. Satanic Cheerleaders, you asked for it: http://www.satanscheerleaders.com used to cheer for an Austin Texas psychobilly band called The Flametrick Subs – who by the way had a stand up bass player with a nub hand, way awesome. Anyhow, the Cheerleaders are way awesome. Just an FYI :)

  5. My Staples co-workers recommended any of the Linksys wireless thingers (they didn’t call it that, sadly). They said to avoid any by Belkin, too. :)

  6. Yes, avoid Belkin in all things. If it were possible for something to suck AND blow, Belkin would do that.

    I have the Linksys Wireless-G USB Adapter for the home PC, and its worked like a charm for going on 3 years. So: recommended.

    Also: dongle. Actual tech-geek term: please to see the Wikipedia entry. In this case, refers to the connector for an ethernet PCMCIA card (old-style laptop network port, when ethernet ports weren’t automatically included).

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  10. That’s an interesting conclusion…I especially like what you’re saying here in the last paragraph. Nice Saturday night reading :)

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