If You Run Your Mouth About This Secret Rendezvous, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN

Damn you, Rich. Damn you straight to Cleveland. OH LORD PLEASE EXORCISE THE DEMON MARIAH CAREY FROM MY SOUL.

Anywayz. As if you won’t have enough to do, I made you this BLOGHER CONF BINGO! The first one to win gets declared offish off the chi-zain.

bingo.jpgFURTHER, I don’t know if you remember that book I appeared in recently, but it will be for sale at the Blogher BlogHer Swap Meet, Saturday at 12:15 – 1:30, in the Olympic Room (second floor). I will sign for you or not. Please remember that zero dollars and zero cents of this book goes into my liquor and jiggly bikini girls fund. It’s all charitable giving, so ABSOLUTELY no enabling of I, Asshole will occur as a result of buying and enjoying this book.

7 thoughts on “If You Run Your Mouth About This Secret Rendezvous, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN

  1. I come here to read “important things even when she’s making me squirt coffee out my nose.” When you’re in Cleveland, look me up — I’ll show you something other than the dark, seedy underbelly you must have seen on Anthony Bourdain’s show.

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