Me: Who was that on the phone?

P: Oh, my sister. She’s on her way.

Me: From San Francisco?

P: No, she just got off the 5. She’s about five minutes from here.

Me: !!!!! GIRLS GET YOUR CLOTHES ON YOUR AUNT’S HERE APPARENTLY.

Girls: *Heads cock simultaneously*

Me, to P: WOW do you owe me one now.

Twenty minutes later, after I get out of the shower:

P: Uhh…so I realized I did not tell you at ALL that my sister was coming today.

Me: Yeah.

P: I am SO SO SO SORRY.

(He even made sad pleading hands.)

Me: You realize that Mother’s Day is going to be EPIC right?

P: Umm

Me: Like a parade of elephants? Like the blood of ocelots running down our street just for my amusement?

P, walking off: Note to self, ocelots.