–message from tech support–

Yeah, so SJ’s got herself a new site.  Apologies if any misbehavior has adversely impacted your asshole-viewing experience.  She’ll be getting a new template as soon as I figure out what a boxing poster looks like.  Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Dear MF Diary: Beachy KEEN!

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Hey! We went to the beach. It was pretty nice. We stayed in a cabin with a kitchen, which is good for containing naughty babies, and also for making pancakes in your pajamas. It was the Kite Festival on the Long Beach Peninsula, which is pretty fricking fun. No one at this house has a particular boner for kites; we just went because August is usually the most reliable time for a vacation. And I think it only rained two or three times, so SCORE.

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A Message From Management

Welcome to I, Asshole…I’m the administrator here, and we’re starting to get this ship patched up and running so Asshole can do what she does best, which is write shit that makes milk spew out your nose (even if you’re not drinking milk) and not worry about the technical details.

Seems like comments should be a simple matter. However, since comments post content to the web, it makes it a valuable free “link exchange” for people try to get their C*alis and T*xas-H*oldem sites to be #1 in Google. I understand where they’re coming from, but it makes a tool like a blog with literally hundreds of submission forms in it a big problem.

Movable Type solves the problem by requiring users to register before they can posts, but that kinda sucks, so I’m looking into other solutions. For now, I think I’m going to go ahead and try unmoderated comments for the most recent couple of posts and see how that works.

Try it out and we’ll see how it works. I was reading back through some of Asshole’s old comments, and y’all are pretty funny. I’d hate to see any barrier to that.

thanks,
Daniel