P. and I ended up on the bus together today.
“What did you get up to last night?” I asked.
“Oh, I stayed up WAAAAY too late…knitting,” he said.
“WOW! Wild times! The party train never stops!”
“Shut up,” he said.
“I dunno about that. My name is all generic and my bio is too. It says ‘Insert bio here.”
“You should insert ‘PEENOR,” I said.