“Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch.”

P. and I ended up on the bus together today.

“What did you get up to last night?” I asked.

“Oh, I stayed up WAAAAY too late…knitting,” he said.

“WOW! Wild times! The party train never stops!”

“Shut up,” he said.

I told him People Who Know said that if he goes on Ravelry and says he has a peenor he will gain legions of fans.

“I dunno about that. My name is all generic and my bio is too. It says ‘Insert bio here.”

“You should insert ‘PEENOR,” I said.

4 Responses to ““Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch.””

  1. whatladder says:

    Okay, LOOK. I have stayed up too late knitting before. So watch it, sister.

  2. P says:

    Ha ha, somebody was on my side.

  3. whatladder says:

    Dude, I am on KNITTING’s side.

  4. woland says:

    I am way cooler than you! I stayed up late Friday night QUILTING. Knitting is very 2 years ago.