Kittens! I got six kittens! I also had a bunch of goldfish. What to do? Put them in the same tank, of course. I was sprinkling cat kibble onto the water and the kitties were swimming and nipping at it. At one point I forgot what I was doing and took a goldfish out to pet and it died. Because kittens can live in aquarium with fish, but the fish cannot come out. Yeah.
Dreamt I was laying in bed and I heard gulls. The ceiling was open like a bad overlay special effect from the 80s. And then the gulls came! I covered my head to avoid the crap storm.
A brief interlude where I was having sex and it was fun, and then the perspective turned and I was my partner. AUGH, do my thighs really look like that? Yoga on Monday, thank god.
Hurrr, I did yoga yesterday, so I’m good.
You are now prepared to watch yourself having sex.
Just once, I want to have the sex that my dream-self experiences. Because dayum!
Well I would rather have THAT dream than my one involving a midget and Megan Fox. It was like a terrible mashup of Tucker Max and Jennifer’s Body. AUGH. I woke up feeling very dirty and ashamed.