Bless you.
“On the 44”
I like you much more
when you stop breathing on me
pop your zit at home.
“Graduate School is Destroying My Soul”
Read five more papers
Wish to get plowed by a train
PBR, dear friend.
“Vagina!”
Staring at the mouse
wondering, would it fit there?
Methinks it’s bedtime.
hey am loving the pics up the top btw.
Nothing helpful to add!
Hope it calms down for ya or something.
Or i hope you find your cute boy.
Keep on rockin’ in the semi-free world
Hey SJ, I must tell you I love your site! I was at Green Fairy, then to My Boyfriend is a Twat and then found you! Never have I heard anyone use Biotch and Aunt Flo other than my friend and I. I too have the hormonal issues that make me feel like a cat in heat. My friends all think thats odd, nice to know I’m not alone. Also recently divorced….bizarre.
Take care.
Hi Christy! Welcome to the only site for those who are bitter with baggage.
That’s where Frenchie came out, yes? I think the mouse will fit.
I would think the mouse would *not* fit there, but then some say a hand will fit there, but not mine. Not that I’m…well, it just won’t. I guess the big ape’s knuckles are too big. Must find smaller ape…but there are things much more fun than the mouse. I’ve heard of a groupie who uses Gumby. Or is it Pokey…?
What about the seasonal themes?
maybe if you had the kind with the red, detachable roller ball?
That’s it–I’m bringing the UV inspection light along before I touch anything in your apartment ever again.
Will it still be plugged in to the computer?
“Re-elect Al Gore!” – rotflmao
Your blog is really cool…
Anybody can
write Haiku, just stop at the
seventeenth syllab