AIIIGHT, I am pretty much almost always thinking about my special fun box (SFB) and opportunities that are afforded with said SFB. Rzan left a comment in my last post referring to hers as a “hoohoo,” making me go “hoohoohoohoo” in my office for several minutes. Regular readers know that we at the offices of I, Asshole also refer to our SFB as a “No-No Place.” I am thinking about also adopting “my fhqwhgads,” but my poor companion has enough of a speech impediment.
I (very disrespectfully) used to call my baby’s daddy’s stabbin’ arm “Mr. Dickums,” which he hated. I was an awesome wife.
Anywho, what do you call your No-No Place?
my husband refers to mine as the kitty (ie: Can I pet the kitty?)
I refer to the Lady Downstairs as me vag most of the time. Actually, I think it’s particularly important to name our clitorises. My friend Alex (*tangent* who once said, in response to me bitching about not having enough female friends, “I could be gayer. C’mon girls, let’s paint our clitorises!” */tangent*) and I talked about this once. We agreed that the clitoris is the girl in the hoodie up the back of the class, who is very quiet but says some profound things, but the vag was the slutty girl in the halter top who all the boys LOVED.
I like my vag. I love my clitoris, aka the girl in the hoodie, aka the little old man in the tent, aka the pea in the evening gown.
Don’t forget the pearl in the oyster!
I always liked “Naughty Bits” and “Cunt”. I laughed so hard at the “Department of Internal Affairs” that I think I may use that instead.
My grandma referred to penises as “Tallywaggers”, but I can’t think what she called girl parts. Supa, do you remember?
I call it my hoo-ha or my business, my SIL called hers her front-butt. My best friend calls hers her princess, and another friend of ours calls it a nu-nu, which I like. I need to think of another name for my daughter, because we’ve just been calling it her stuff.
hot lava cave of LURVE!
Well, better late then never, but here’s a site with some more: http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html
nardlinger
oh, i forgot this one – my son (when he was 3) used to call it..wait for it…
“momma’s beard”!
One of my favorite subjects!
It took me so long to get okay with “pussy” that it’s still a front-running fave, but “coochie” is a close second, and “yin-yang” suffices for more polite company.
Thanks for axin’!
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STRONG BAD ROCKS!!
way too funny!
Crotch, or Home
depending on whom I’m talking to.