Something to Chew On

I think I love Ian Kerner. He rules. How can you not love someone who wrote the Cunnilinguist Manifesto? And, I’m sorry, but he’s kind of cute, too. Maybe his ideas are making him cute.

This interview in The Morning News is hilarious, and really shows the way he is being very careful with this issue. He uses humor, but is not mean-spirited. Dr. Kerner aknowledges the previous issues with feminism and sexual empowerment, but does not say women or men are superior; he just says that men and women are different (duh, I know, but I prefer this approach).

Father’s Day is coming…give the gift of cunnilingus tips!

Did I just write that? Yes, yes I did.

14 thoughts on “Something to Chew On

  1. Dude, that whole thing about giving the gift of cunnilingus for Father’s day sounded a little incestuous and creepy. Can you put it another way where I don’t have to think about my Dad while thinking about sex??? I mean, YIKES!!!!

  2. think of it as giving a gift to your mom…

    hee

    ‘front commissar’? sounds like a vestibule-do I really have a vestibule for my clitoris?

    8000 nerve endings, boggles the mind… No wonder I jump when someone licks it the wrong way.

  3. hmmm. his lips look unusually red in the picture. and he has a kind of “mr.pussy” look to him. i *love* mr. pussy.

  4. most bloggy linking is annoying to me, but this…i can’t even begin to thank you for this link. i was in the midst of a shitty morning, and i had cunning linguistics as my diversion. thanks.

  5. Since high school my buddies w/ outsized members have bragged about the numerous & prolific orgasms their girlfriends were having during intercourse… and I smile & say “Do the geography, my friend..”
    Still, they never seem to get it. Just ask yer gal fer a roadmap, and you’ll be surprised where it leads.

  6. I’m in love! Why does he have to be married! He should be single for life so that he could share his gift with everyone! :)

  7. Hilarious. The interviewer was also funny.

    So sad to think of all out there who just don’t know how…he’s doin’ the world a big favor.

  8. what a guy.

    maybe you can score an autographed copy and/or demonstration of his technique if you say you’ll review it for your defunct sex weblog, Romanza!

    mwahaha.

  9. Nothing to say except that if you get tongue-tired (or thirsty), you can go inside with the index and middle while also doing the C with the same thumb.

    And with the other hand you can pour yourself a drink. If you’re really good, she won’t even notice :-)

    Also, if you time it just right, you can tongue until she is at the edge, and then put your D in and go for (maybe) the mutual. That’s really advice for a guy, tho. Unless you strap on.

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