Hi, my internets shit the bed again. Oh Qwest, you are so my nemesis. They came today and fixed it though, after no-showing twice and showing up randomly without being scheduled (of course I was out). I have a super slammed day today, involving seeing some Ye Olde iJerks down at Benaroya Hall tonight, followed by a date with my babydaddy (new one, not the broken one).
I have so much to tell you! I ran into my ex-in-laws (DUN DUN DUNNN)! I dyed my pubes to match my hair! I thought about this one time at band camp!
Say “hi” if you’re an iJerk and you’re there tonight. I’ll be wearing the nametag that says “HELLOOO MY NAME IS Nick Belkin!”