You Are Forty-Fived With Vitamin Phail

A brilliant comment from my first Wyoming entry.

1) The reading mudflap girl has no bobbies to speak of.

2) She’s not, as far as I can tell, naked.

I think all this says more about you than the fine folks at the Wyoming libraries.

PROBLEMS WITH THIS COMMENT:

1. Referring to women’s breasts as bobbies. WTF?
2. “She’s not naked.” Your point?
3. “I personally don’t see what’s wrong with this, so it’s not sexist.” Yes, it’s our problem, isn’t it, that Wyoming is using silhouettes of nekkid chicks on its advertising and some of us find it tired or gross.

Feminism 101.

I promise I’ll get off this soon. Busy still.


AND furthermore, can I say that I am so sad that my boyfriend’s boss didn’t check an email from bf’s contracting agency, which resulted in him being terminated and escorted from the premises last night. So, of course there’s deadlines and right now he is basically free labor because he’s afraid if he stays home they’ll not re-up him.

PLZ send Fronch cheeses.

Modern World

Pro: Vibrators
Con: Corporations

Pro: Meth
Con: Meth

Pro: Personalized grills
Con: Bad weaves

Pro: Everyone on the internet is a dog
Con: Everyone on the internet is either a 60-year-old man or the FBI

Pro: Rice Krispie Treets
Con: Crotchrot

Pro: Minimalls
Con: Nipple removal, aka smoothie-ism

Oh, I was in such a snit earlier I made a typo. That never happen’s.

5 thoughts on “You Are Forty-Fived With Vitamin Phail

  1. It occurs to me that “bobbies” is a typo. Not that that excuses a lack of awareness of chauvinistic advertising.

    Dude, isn’t it a given that the mudflap girl is nekkid? And even if she’s not, the intent is clear, right? BOBBIES (however petite) BEING USED TO PROMOTE LIBERRIES = n/g. Srsly. Jeesh.

    Loving the title of this post, btw.

  2. I think it meant that there were no British policemen chasing after the mudflap girl, so what’s your problem?

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