What’s cracklalackin? Life is pretty good here. I am working this weekend for the Seattle Lesbian and Gay Film fest doing a lot of different things. Tonight I am hosting a party at the Egyptian movie theater and as we have discovered I am creative, unique, nice, and talented, so I’m sure I won’t make anyone grumpers.

After that my cool ass ninja friend who recruited me is taking me to the Opening Night Gala, and I hear they are giving out a stupid amount of drink tickets. Danger Will Drunkenson. The nice thing about a mixed couple going to a gay ball is that no one will think you’re together.

Last night we recorded Podcast #11, and one thing we did not discuss was the horror known as yOni.com. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. What do you think about this kind of vagina worship?

I enjoy the Virgin of Guadalupe, but perhaps not in the way she was intended to be enjoyed. When I was in college I went through a phase of painting her nude, kind of like a cross between Birth of Venus and her. What do you think about reducing MC V of G to a giant vagina? “Onto you a child is born, and this is okay because you are nothing but a Jesus cannon anyhow.”