I really do need to tell you about the frat boy booty grinding incident last Saturday when I was out with Ruby, especially since someone on the Twitter asked me to elaborate. What do you want me to write about? What do you want to know? I am curious. OK I swear I will stop posting PM convos and make a real post soon, sorry. Also it is important for you to know that all I care about is Longmont Potion Castle and my next husband Dirk Funk and finding a new contract. Mine is expiring!
LF: and I’m like, this is so unfair
Me: It is so rare that I am rude like that
LF: You know what’s gross, fucking ball sack. Do I complain? I do not.
Me: It is unfair
Me: LOLOLOL
Me: Have you ever babysat for baby boys?
LF: No, I’ve never babysat
Me: Ah
LF: …I’ve actually never held a baby before
Me: Well, poopy diapers are no fun for boys or girls, as I’m sure you can imagine
LF: Eek.
Me: You know how nutsacks are like loose and floppy and slide over something firm…
Me: And they are sensitive
LF: yes
LF: heh
Me: So when babies poop the poop gets all over their nutsacks
LF: oh god
Me: It is really really hard to get sticky paste off that surface
Me: Women say “boys are easier” but I think of that
LF: these are issues I have just never imagined
Me: I would rather have my moody girls with their crevices
LF: haha for sure
Me: Sometimes when i see balls I think about how they have spent months dunked in their own shit
Me: And I am like, really, you want me to lick those
Me: Ok I know they are clean
LF: I actually just laughed so loud
Me: Good
Me: I am in a mood!
LF: They’re so weird. I’ve always thought balls are weird.
Me: THEY ARE
Me: Internal genitalia is awesome
LF: Hurray!
(Whoa, WordPress won’t let me just drop the link in today, it embeds. Sorry.)