SLACKERS!

Posted on June 1, 2011 by iasshole

I’m enjoying the Back to the Future series. Well, of course I am. I like that the cursor is a flux capacitor.

In other news, I know my claim for child support is progressing because I am receiving harassing and threatening emails. Did you know that an illegal porny slambook like this one may save your life? Or it will at least keep a record of your child’s whereabouts for the past 6 years? ME NEITHER. It also helps to have kept your calendars for the past five years. This note right here is a note to my future self, and I don’t even know it yet. I am my own archeologist.

Whew. I have a drama hangover from this weekend, still. More later.

This Is Making Me Happy Today

Posted on May 10, 2011 by iasshole

I like getting weird presents like this. I will cherish it for always, and when I die, I predict the girls will fight over who has to take it.

GET WELL SPOCK

Posted on April 17, 2011 by iasshole

“I enjoy being a girl.”

“The man’s an IDIOT!”

Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

I miss my aide. It is not John Ritter Hour without you.

Gotta JUMP JUMP Gotta Pet a Cat

Posted on March 25, 2011 by iasshole

Which one is my hand?

(Thanks for the tip about Super file converter, jesslla!)

It Can’t Make a Difference to You, Maggi

Posted on March 14, 2011 by iasshole

I Concentrate on You

Posted on February 20, 2011 by iasshole

All I care about is this. Sorry Pulparindo!

I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO TELL YOU

Posted on February 17, 2011 by iasshole

And it will have to wait until tomorrow because I don’t have TIME, UNGH.

HOWEVER, through the magic of DNA testing, today I found out that we are Ashkenazi Jews. WOO!

Strudel’s father told me I cannot be in “the club” but HE IS JUST JELLUS OF MY WEAVE. Another friend told me he wondered if I was Jewish. He had JEWSPICIONS. This is very exciting. And all this time I thought I was just Irish white trash. HA.