This morning I was making some special cornmeal pancakes to give Franny a proper send off to Babydaddyport.
“I am really sad, I mean supersad that I have to go back to my dad’s today. I wish I could stay with you for one million years.”
“Yeah, honey, I’m really….”
“DID YOU KNOW, that astronauts in space have to DRINK their own PEE? I mean, they filter it, and they say it’s not yellow anymore, but you would KNOW you were drinking pee.”
“Yeah, I think I’ve….”
“I feel like I’m going to cry. And then I feel SO HAPPY again,” she said.
“I know.”
“Do you like making people laugh, Mom? You do, right? I can tell.”
“Yes. It’s my favorite thing.”
“Hmm,” she said.
“What?”
“Oh, I was thinking something, but now I’m just watching Strudel fuck up the wall with her rocker.”
I love this fucking kid. If she was a snack, I would eat all of her without sharing.